2007-10-13 - 9:21 a.m. Got this from Dani via MySpace. Since I know none of you read my MySpace page, I post my answer here. 1. Who ended your last relationship? She did. 2. When is the last time you shaved your legs? I'm all natural so, never. 3. What were you doing this morning at 8am? Dreaming of a fake alien invasion. Seriously. Yeah, my mind is wierd. 4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Showering. 5. Are you any good at math? It's all a hoax anyway. 6. What is ur orientation? North. 7. Do you have any famous ancestors? Nope. We're descended from secret societies, therefore, no fame. 8. Have you ever burped in front of the opposite sex? Yes. 9. Do you know all the words to the song on your myspace page? Technically, yes. There is no song. 10. Where is your mom at ? Park Cemetary or Heaven, depending on your view. 11. How many different beverages have you drank today? 0. Just got up. 12. What's one thing you wish to change about yourself? I'm a procrastinator and someday I'll end that. 13. What do you wish for? More genies. 14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? No. Sand illiteracy is a bitch. 15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had? All of them until my current dentist realized that I'm resistant to Novacain. 16. What is outside your back door? Weeds. 17. Do you have any plans for Friday? No. 18. How many siblings do you have? 3 half and 2 step, but I love them all like full. 19. Do you have a secret crush? Just you. 20. Do you keep in touch with your exes? Not anymore. 21. Do you dislike anyone right now? Yes. 22.Something your excited about? Heat! It's cold here. 23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLo? Jello has flavors? 24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive? Nope. 25. Describe your key chain? It says MONSTER and has the bare minimum of keys. 2. 26. What kind of car do you drive? Minivan. 27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group? I have no idea. 28. What kind of winter coat do you have? Green jacket with a hoodie. I miss my heavy wool Navy coat. 29. What are songs that reminds you of an ex? Sinead O'Connor "Nothing compares to you". 30. Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue? No. previous - next

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