2007-06-01 - 2:01 a.m.
Via e-mail, I received this “Who are you?” questionnaire from my friend The Silent Rhino a.k.a. Tony. I’m supposed to e-mail it to everyone but, instead, I’ll post it here and invite everyone to e-mail me with their answers.
Ready to learn all about me? Let’s proceed.
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes. My father.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I have no idea.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It’s nearly illegible. Even to me.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Old fashioned loaf.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? No.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Kind of a dumb question. Who is the other person?
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yes, perhaps a bit too much.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Nope. In the first grade, I swapped them for a toy tractor and ice cream.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Fruity Pebbles
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Yes. Shoes that fit me are too hard to find to simply tear them up.
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? No. Not in any sense of the word.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Chocolate. (or B&R Chocolate Fudge)
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Boobs, then sense of humor.
15. RED OR PINK? For what?
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? Inability to self-criticize.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Mom.
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Yes, with cash attached.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? I’m naked (underneath the black pants and shoes.)
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Bourbon Street Steak and rice pilaf.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Yippie!! (from co-worker’s computer)
22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Flesh.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Vanilla, cinnamon, and blueberries. Not all at once though.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Kyanna Johnson.
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Yes, very much.
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? None. Well, beach volleyball a little.
27. HAIR COLOR? Brown with a lot of skin tones at the top.
28. EYE COLOR? Blue-ish.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No, glasses are cooler.
30. FAVORITE FOOD? Depends on my mood. Right now, it’s the chicken rice soup at Johnny Carino’s
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Are the two mutually exclusive? Happy endings, I guess.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Music and Lyrics.
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Grey/green.
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? For what?
35. HUGS OR KISSES? From who?
36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Don’t know.
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Cindy, cuz she loves me. Tom cuz he’s compulsive like that.
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Nic Newby. He won’t do it. Nope. Not in a hundred years. Go ahead, prove me wrong. I dare ya.
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? The Rumplestiltskin Problem at home and The Collected Stories of Vernor Vinge at work.
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Dust. Sorry, no mouse pad.
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? Most Outrageous. Kind of a stupid bloopers show.
42. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SOUND? Purring.
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles
44. WHAT IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Alcatraz Island or Jamaica. I don’t know which is farther.
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? A useless talent for prognostication.
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? In a hospital
47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Everyone. Talk about a lame answer, eh? Ok, then. Howard Tayler. If he responds, I’ll be impressed and surprised.
Andrew
Pam
Schlock Mercenary/Journal
Brazil
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