2006-02-03 - 7:45 a.m. Top Ten Explanations of the Voynich Manuscripts 10. Necronomicon. Probably not. Not gothic enough. 9. Gastronomicon. Slightly more likely, given the pictures of different plants, presumably edible. 8. To Serve Man. Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! 7. Adam's Diary. Somehow, I doubt old Adam knew how to write. 6. The Grand Grimoire. The book that can undo creation. Only useful if it can be used to undo specific parts of creation, like American Idol. 5. A hoax. Most likely. If I ever get the time machine going again, I'll be having been planted the book in the past. (I hate TimeSpeak) 4. No pooftahs. 3. There is no number 3. 2. (Required in any numbered list) You do not talk about the Voynich Manuscript. and the number one explanation of the Voynich Manuscript... 1. The Democratic Party Platform Thanks to Pam for reminding me about this. previous - next

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